Monday, August 3, 2009

LSU's Schedule: Vanderbilt (Notable Alumni)



Before Jay Cutler was a Pro Bowl QB for the Broncos and the Bears, he was the golden boy of the Vanderbilt Commodores.




Al and Tipper Gore both went to Vanderbilt.




50's sex icon Bettie Page attended Peabody College before it merged with Vanderbilt.




James Patterson, best-selling thriller novelist, went to Vanderbilt.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Questions I plan on asking football players if I get the chance to do interviews.

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

What did you learn from last year?

How are you doing in school?

What's the funniest thing a teammate has said in the locker room?

What is your favorite thing about Coach Miles?

If you were a baseball player, what position would you want to play? What song would be your batting music?

Who is your favorite member of the basketball team? Of the baseball team besides Chad Jones?

What is your favorite video game?

What is your best academic accomplishment?

What is your favorite Beatles album?

Which football player is the best at billiards?

What is your favorite Youtube video?

What was your favorite Nickelodeon show?

Which LSU football player is the funniest? Who is the nicest?

What is your favorite piece of the chicken?

Which LSU player can eat the most?



Alternatively, I would let the player interview me instead.

the many emotions of Rueben Randle.





LSU's schedule: Washington (great alums)



Before Bob Sapp was an oversized MMA fighter, he played football for U-Dub.




Kenny G went to Washington as well. He also holds the world record for blowing.




Bruce Lee. Need I say more?

Our probable starting lineup (in anagrams).

QB: Jean Fjord Refs On
RB: Scratches Lot
RB: A Mislaid Inkwell
WR: Landfall Boner
WR: Carnivore Letter
TE: Rancid Rock Dish
LT: Brain Clock
LG: Hazy Jock Words
C: Ebb Betroth
RG: Ethyl Lit
RT: Baked Pearls Josh

DE: Stun A Zillion Graves
DT: Soda Owl
DT: Snake Diver
DE: Hammer Ali
LB: Ire Lyre Pry
LB: Horny Caramel
LB: Cute Jar Cobra
CB: Rickshaw Shin
SS: Enthrall Hacker
FS: Dance Josh
CB: Spaceport Tinker

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