Sunday, August 9, 2009

Lipogram

Both Scott and Williams pack a punch at tailback, and Richard Dugas could turn into a star at fullback. JoJo is back to catch Jordan's throws, with Ciron Black and Richard Dickson assisting and blocking. Gary Crowton is a coordinating wizard.

Chad, who can also pitch, is a star in LSU's back four along with Patrick, Hawkins and possibly Brandon Taylor or Ron Brooks. Rahim is a truck, as is Harry and Lazarius. John Chavis is a brilliant coordinator who will bring a particular spark that was missing all of last fall. Joyous days coming for LSU's maniac fans.




The above two paragraphs were made without the letter "E". This year marks the seventieth anniversary of Ernest Vincent Wright's famed novel "Gadsby: Champion of Youth", a 50,000 word novel that does not use a single letter "E".

EDIT: As one reader pointed out, there is an E in Jones, and in Passionate. Oops. I edited it.

Dang, I double-checked and triple checked and everything. Oh well.

2 comments:

  1. Um... there's an "E" in "Jones" and "passionate." Am I missing something here?

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  2. dammit, you're right, Anonymous, whoever you are.

    It's harder than I thought it would be.

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